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usingtimewisely:

I think about this joke a lot.

(Source: tiptons)

titshemsworth:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

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Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

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(Source: sorryr)

charmancler:

another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up

  • she
  • he
  • they
  • im
  • yea
  • well
  • if
  • ok

lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

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its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

murdercityboulevard:

dave-vriska:

intergalactickoala:

It’s kinda messed up that we associate the term ‘princess’ with being spoilt, petty, shallow and weak, while we associate ‘prince’ with being dashing, courageous, powerful and strong. 

whoa

Unless you watch Game of Thrones. Then, in many cases, the stereotypes are flipped.

(Source: likelimit)

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

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witchbat:

nerd

(Source: nostalgicpatter)

iamtheparadoxoflife:

bunnywith:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

in elementary school i constantly scored as reading at a college level but then i got to college and suddenly everyone’s reading at college level.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A POST THAT SO ACCURATELY DESCRIBES MY LIFE.

bloggingfromwonderland:

superwholocked-jedi:

oodmoodfood:

m3d1c101:

epikchik:

wtffanfictionvoiced:

All credit goes to WTFFanfiction.

Have an early christmas treat.

Oh my god, Germany’s voicemail

h elp me

THAT WAS JUST HIS FACE

he fLEW DICK FIRST

IT WAS NOT BREAD AT ALL